Fainting Couch Feminists

Fainting Couch Feminists Episode 27: The Patriarch Has Died (Literally) And I'm Sad

Mica discusses the recent passing of one of her all-time favourite patriarchs, Donald, aka her grandfather, aka "the charismatic misogynist," who is proof that you can love some wholeheartedly while still being somewhat critical of their behaviour. Mica also chats about the concept of grief, cliches in the face of death, drunken emotional outbursts, and looking for signs in the wake of devastation. Tangents include a teaser for Netflix's The Princess Swap (the perfect bereavement film!) and pretentious quotes from Gwyneth Paltrow, who should not be a role model to anyone ever. Also, love you, Gramps.

The Money is in the Hustle feat. Sharon Bala

Award-winning writer and novelist Sharon Bala is here! In this episode, we chat about how Sharon makes a living as a full-time writer and break down which sources of income are actually the most profitable and enjoyable. We also discuss Sharon's stint of housewifery in England, whether or not there's a difference between settlers and immigrants, and why writers should not give up on literary journals!

Fainting Couch Feminists Episode Thirty-Nine: This One Looks Like A Boy: Lorimer Shenher Discusses His Gender Journey

Born female, Lorimer knew he was a boy from the time he was only four or five years old. But Lorimer did not fully come to terms with his transness until he was 50 years old, at which point he chose to undergo gender reassignment surgery. In this episode, Lorimer discusses why his choice to transition was so difficult, why he became disillusioned with police work during the Robert Pickton case, and what it was like to be pregnant as someone who never identified as a woman.

Fainting Couch Feminists Episode Thirty-Five: Please Don't Serenade Me Atop A Cliff: A Valentine's PSA

In this Valentine's Spectacular, Mica dissects the culture's various feelings towards V-day and dives into her personal history with this truly embarrassing holiday. She also reflects on her first-ever boyfriend, "Martin," an aspiring Christian rock musician with a flair for dramatics, whom she dated in grade 12. Mica explains why she refused to kiss Martin throughout their awkward courtship and tells the story of when he serenaded her atop a cliff, which she proceeded to fall from.

Fainting Couch Feminists Episode Thirty-Four: Advice We'd Give Our Teenaged Selves

One of Mica's all-time favourite people (Stacey Lambert, a videographer, dog fanatic, and feminist superhero) is here to share what advice she'd give her teenaged self, which basically boils down to "STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE STRAIGHT." Mica and Stacey also gab about the worst/best high school play of all time (in which Mica was forced to mime a sex scene), what it's like to come out as gay while playing a board game, and why they are unimpressed with the neoliberal capitalist patriarchy that is leading us to our certain doom.

Fainting Couch Feminists Episode 29: Life As a TV Writer: Sophie Buddle Tells Us How She Scored a Comedy Writing Job At 24

Sophie Buddle has been a performing stand-up comedy since she was only fifteen, and after nine years of grinding it out at open mics and comedy shows, she's now a writer for CBC's sketch comedy series, This Hour Has 22 Minutes. Sophie and Mica discuss how she landed the gig, what it's like to be in a writer's room in 2018, and why the Louis CK drama has affected her very personally. Also covered: are comedians REALLY the worst people to date? And what escapist TV shows does Sophie recommend we indulge in? All this and more in this sweet treat of an audio program!

Fainting Couch Feminists Episode 28: My Brain Feels Weird: Rachel Jansen Talks OCD and Anxiety

We all want our brains to feel good, but sometimes they are stubborn and silly and uncooperative and BLEGH WHY. Writer and wonder-woman Rachel Jansen knows all about this, and she's hear to give us the scoop on OCD, anxiety, and why getting medicated was the right choice for her.

Fainting Couch Feminists Episode 26: Gross Femininity: Molly Cross-Blanchard Talks Pussies, Farts, and Masturbation

Molly Cross-Blanchard

Molly and Mica chat about the innate humour of farts, how Molly came to earn a rep as the "masturbation girl" in her poetry circle, and why pussy is probably the best word for vagina, so long as it's not weaponized against you.

Fainting Couch Feminists Episode 25: How To Make a Living As a Writer in your 20's

Mica Lemiski

In this solo episode, Mica tells us how she makes the big bucks (spoiler alert: she does not make big bucks, but she does OK) through a combination of freelance writing, podcasting, and Christmas elf work. She also outlines in painstaking detail how she got to where she is now, running through her history with university a cappella, failed dance auditions, and shockingly bad applications to academic institutions. Mica also defends her so-called "fluff" articles for Vice.com, and tells us why masturbation stories have their place in the digital dialogue.

Fainting Couch Feminists Episode 24: How To Have A Feminist Wedding Featuring Mallory Tater

All-star guest and friend Mallory Tater is back to discuss the glory of matrimony and how she and poet-husband Curtis Leblanc pulled off the most spectacularly woke engagement and wedding probably ever on earth. We discuss and dissect traditions such as: elaborate surprise engagements, the father giving away the bride (like a dang mule for trade), the garter toss (gag me), white dresses, and the shocking and sexually violent significance of cutting the cake.

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